Recently .. ok, ok ... maybe not really recently .. I just open a forwaded mail just only .. As some of u that noes me well .. I hardly hardly hardly open up some forwarded mails .. Normally I just delete them without bother looking into it, and no hesistate of doing it all the time. But this time this particular forwaded email got a kinda interesting title --- "Church Humour"
Read it ... find it .. kinda kewl, so here is some I copy from that email. Enjoy urself .. Some of it is really humour .. but some of it .. I found it .. is true tho =).
There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:
Read it ... find it .. kinda kewl, so here is some I copy from that email. Enjoy urself .. Some of it is really humour .. but some of it .. I found it .. is true tho =).
There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:
CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY
Trespassers will be baptized!"
"This is a ch_ _ ch."
"What is missing? - (U R)"
"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon."
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
"Try our Sundays."
"They're better than Dairy Queen's".
"Free Trip to Heaven."
"Details Inside!"
CHURCH SIGN BOARDS:
"No God - No Peace"
"Know God - Know Peace."
"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep."
"Talk to the Shepherd."
- ON THE PASTOR'S PARKING SPOT -
"PASTOR'S SPOT"
"YOU PARK, YOU PREACH"
Haha .. .. how is it ? =P :: Listening - Avril Lavigne : Why ::
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